1. The anger of a joystick doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
2. He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with smelling fingers. (Nigeria)
3. Do not insult a crocodile while your buttocks are still in the waters. (Uganda)
4. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
5. It requires alot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum. (Ghana)
6. A child can play with his mother's breasts but not with his father's testicles. (Guinea)
7. If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the anus should wonder how to expel it. (Sychelles)
8. A man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Ethiopia)
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