Could this be Shekau’s extra-large condom? MAIDUGURI — Troops belonging to Nigerian military special mopping-up operation in Sambisa forest have recovered a king-size condom used by fleeing
Boko Haram leader, Mallam Abubakar Shekau. Presenting the material before a group of journalists who visited the military’s temporary makeshift base in the center of Sambisa, army spokesman, Sagir Musa described the sex tool as “the greatest recovery of the anti-terror operation, boasting that with the condom in the hand of the army, the fugitive Boko Haram Commander-in-Chief won’t be kidnapping any girl again.
“We believe he has been kidnapping our girls because he has this. Now that it has fallen into our hands, no girl will ever again be kidnapped as the terrorist has lost his tool.”
The army spokesman explained.
Asked if it’s possible that the condom was delivered to Shekau by the French Boko Haram member recently captured in Sambisa, he replied that all evidence points to that. And when asked if it’s possible that Mallam Shekau had used the condom on his captives including the Chibok girls, he replied:
“The terrorist obviously had been using it on his captives for a long time but never on the Chibok girls. The intelligence we have gathered proves that the Chibok girls whom we rescued were never touched. They were all as they were when they went missing apart from one of them who got pregnant probably through the power of the holy ghost.”
Meanwhile, Borno State governor, Kashim Shettima has imposed a dawn-to-dusk curfew across all pharmaceutical stores in the state and ordered that every white man who arrives the state be detained and thoroughly frisked. This, his office announced, is to make sure the highly lubricated Gold circle flex condom is not smuggled into Mallam Shekau’s lair.
Question : If Mallam Shekau has been using condoms and if none of the chibok girls were touched ,then how come these girls came home with kids? 👆👆👆
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